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[chani]

Nicked from syderia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Frenchani!

1. Tradition allows women to propose to frenchani only during leap years!
2. It took frenchani 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for frenchani.
4. The fingerprints of frenchani are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
5. All swans in England belong to frenchani!
6. South Australia was the first place to allow frenchani to stand for parliament.
7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The frenchani state'!
8. An average beaver can cut down frenchani every year.
9. Americans discard enough frenchani to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
10. It is impossible to fold frenchani more than seven times!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chani!

1. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Chani', hated Chani and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Chani, though it may feel uncomfortable!
3. Chani can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
4. Red Chani at night, shepherd's delight. Red Chani at morning, shepherd's warning!
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Chani, and 400 times smaller.
6. Chaniolatry is the mindless worship of Chani.
7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Chani.
8. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Chani, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
9. Chaniocracy is government by Chani.
10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Chani.

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Comments

[kazzy-cee.livejournal.com]

Chani - I didn't realise you were so large!! (#5). You have been keeping that a secret! LOL!!!!!!!

I worship you btw (#6) - it's been a secret up until now!

[frenchani.livejournal.com]

It's great to have minions!

;- )

[frances-lievens.livejournal.com]

You are a very interesting lady!

I'll vote for Chaniocracy, btw. Seems like the best government in my opinion.

And should I bathe my children (at the moment still living in a Platonic universe) in beer before we meet up again?

[frenchani.livejournal.com]

You're planning to move to Malaysia, Frances?

If only more people were convinced that the power should be mine indeed...

*bisous*

[syderia]

We share a very strange symbiosis with dolphins!

Also, if all baby swans are Syderias and all swans in England belong to you, does that mean that all English Syderias belong to you?

[frenchani.livejournal.com]

Of course! Sounds like something between a syllogism and a mathematics rule, but it works.

That swan business reminds me a fairy tale from my childhood...the swans were actually the princess' brothers (a spell had been cast of course). Est-ce que ça te dit quelque chose? La fille a du faire des tuniques en orties pour qu'ils se retransforment en humains...

[syderia]

Non, ça ne me dit rien.
Je sais qu'il y avait une conte de fée où les frères se transformaient en corbeaux, mais sinon... Je ne vois pas.