Hee!

[chani]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In December, I recruited enigmaticblues as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I fed anaross to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (330 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
frenchani

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Comments

[candlelightfrot.livejournal.com]

LMqAO!!! You always want to be eaten first!! ;~P

;~)

[candlelightfrot.livejournal.com]

And what's with the grumpiness? Are you ok?

I mean if you got eaten.... surely that cheered you up!

;~)

[frenchani.livejournal.com]

My youngest students annoyed in the morning, so I longed to choke them and I wanna kill my sister too for she's being a selfish bitch!

Did I say lately how much I hate Christmas?

[candlelightfrot.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah...