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chani ([personal profile] chani) wrote2010-06-14 01:14 pm
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"Conscience off, dick on!"

I've figured it out. True Blood is porn for women!

No really, it's obvious now. Between the sexy shirtless vampires (Eric looked great in his post-coital boxing robe!), Eric's ability to go on for six hours (poor Spike, his five hours straight have been beaten) and the homo-eroticism (the blood swapping in the car was pure porn!), True Blood is porn for women, porn that has funny dialogues and plot, well kind of, but porn nonetheless.

BTW Sam's wet dream made me laugh so hard. I think it's a nice twist. Having Sookie lust after Eric was a bit of a cliche but the fact that now Sam has fantasies about Bill is priceless! The two of them obviously belong together! Stephen Moyer was really into it. And they say it's Anna Paquin who is bisexual?

And it makes sense after all that nice naked butt Sam flashed last season! ;- )

I hope we'll get more of Bill/Sam hot sequences in the future.

And we can count on the supporting stupid characters for the humour (well, Terry is not stupid, he is...Terry, but the rest of them, Arlene, Andy, Hoyt, Jessica, Tara's mom, and Jason of course, live in Moron Town!). It was fun to see them all again. And Lafayette still rocks because he has more brains than everybody. Well, Pam is quite smart too, even though she wears a lot of pink. 

One last thing. Bill is much more interesting when he isn't with Sookie. Please keep them apart!

ETA: Favourite characters so far: Lafayette; Pam; Jessica. 
 


[identity profile] petzipellepingo.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And we can count on the supporting stupid characters for the humour (well, Terry is not stupid, he is...Terry, but the rest of them, Arlene, Andy, Hoyt, Jessica, Tara's mom, and Jason of course, live in Moron Town!). It was fun to see them all again. And Lafayette still rocks because he has more brains than everybody. Well, Pam is quite smart too, even though she wears a lot of pink.


Yes, to all of the above but especially this.

[identity profile] frenchani.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That show isn't the most thought-provoking tv programme but it is a lot of fun!

[identity profile] calturner.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The Sam/Bill scene was wonderful! :D

Bill is much more interesting when he isn't with Sookie. Please keep them apart!

I completely agree.

This show is just so much fun! And Lafayette is the smartest character on the show by far.

[identity profile] frenchani.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What a great icon you have!

Lafayette is definitely one fo a kind.

[identity profile] ladypeyton.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that Pam wears pink. It puts paid to the the stereotype that girly blonds can't also be cunning badasses as well as the stereotype that vampires have to be broody, gothic, leather wearing fiends.

I love that both Pam and Eric consider typical vampire goth-wear to be their work uniform and that Pam is most comfortable in pastel sweater sets and Eric is most comfortable in jeans and a tank top.

I haven't seen all of last night's episode yet (I'm just at the part where one were-biker spits Bill's blood into the others mouth) and probably won't be able to see the rest until I get home from work this evening, but so far I love what I hear about the episode, although M/M doesn't do much for me so I'm assuming that Bill/Sam will leave me a little ... well cold isn't quite the word. Maybe disinterested is better. IMO, though, anything that keeps Bill away from Sookie can't be all bad.

I agree definitely fun. we'll get our thought provoking show back next month when Mad Men returns. In the mean time, MORE GIRL PORN!!! %^D
Edited 2010-06-14 18:36 (UTC)

[identity profile] frenchani.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Pam had great lines too.

To be fair it is the idea of Bill/Sam that I liked more than the pairing itself(I think it's because Sam, despite his nice butt, lacks sex-appeal), if it that makes any sense.

[identity profile] ladypeyton.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh it makes perfect sense. He's adorable, but in a puppy-like way, not in a sexy way. I think they cast him very well since book Sam had the same attributes.
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[identity profile] sister-luck.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)

Finally, finally watched this. And of course, I agree with you.

Definitely porn for women - K fell asleep!