Sweet nonsenses

[chani]

Nicked this from kantayra  and played a little bit with Spike and Buffy. Here's one of the results:

A Boots In Time

On a hot and alone morning, Spike sat on the floor. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Buffy to love someone with a delicious tongue?

Slowly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a pink soft juice, all on a summer's day. I wish my Buffy would swallow me, in her own effulgent way..."

"Do you?" Buffy sat down beside Spike and put her hand on Spike's nipple. "I think that could be arranged."

Spike gasped insolently. "But what about my delicious tongue?"

"I like it," Buffy said tenderly. "I think it's shaggable."

They came together and their kiss was like a sun that warms you up but never burns.

"I love you," Spike said huskily.

"I love you too," Buffy replied and licked him.

They bought a wolf, moved in together, and lived boldly ever after.

 

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[so-sharlemaine.livejournal.com]

Fun, I did one too, but I don't think I did it right. Some of my wording didn't quite turn out as planned <;0)

- Slick Love -

Spike finished packing. Ever since Dawn, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Spike had been sweet.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing licked him, all was innocent. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going lay her down to become a hard rug.

Just then, there was a wet knock at the door. Spike opened it and stood there softly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his hips.

When Spike came to, Dawn was holding his nipple and looking virginal. "My love," Dawn said prettily, "I'm sorry for the shock. I've been shipwrecked on an evil island for the last ten years, living like a beast eyes it prey. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my pussy in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Spike could hardly believe his Dawn had returned. "I will always love you, pussy or no pussy. Besides, you can cover it up with milk."

They embraced roughly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was pure evil.



LoL! WTF????

[frenchani.livejournal.com]

You can cover it with milk! LOL

What a metaphor!